Phew! It's here at last! Well, we hope it is. There's been a few problems but we hope they're now all ironed out.
This podcast is all about getting you lazy dicks to buy new music. If you agree or disagree with anything we've said in the podcast or, and this is the important bit, want to recommend some new music to us then please write to email@example.com and we'll probably say hello to you in the next episode (which is about soundtracks, apparently).
Anyway, enjoy listening to our waffle. Love M & R
THIS IS IT! It's Robin and Michael's Talking About Doing A Halloween Special Special! Once they actually get round to it, the Halloween Special should be listenable.
And that's NOT ALL! Vitriola now comes with an amazing free announcement for people who hate podcasts that last more than 25 minutes. Enjoy Vitriola and please do recommend some new music to us at firstname.lastname@example.org
More lighthearted chat about the current hit parade from a pair of cunts. Is the new Scott Walker album good? Have AC/DC still got it? What is Brian Cox REALLY like? All questions answered in this the 10th episode of Vitriola.
What's your current favourite record? Do you want to know what Brian Cox is really like? Then write to us at email@example.com. thanks!
It's our star-studded Christmas special, recorded specially for you to make up for our shit Christmas special last week. And look who we've got! Stewart Lee! Darren Hayman! Grace Petrie! Scroobius Pip! Al Murray! All your favourites in one way over long podcast hosted, as best they can, by Robin and Michael.
Enjoy the crap out of this and, if you'd like to tell us about some new music you've found then write to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll see you back here in a few weeks after a much needed break. For you, not us.
Robin Ince totally treats David Bowie like a dick. It's outrageous. The Thin White Duke is completely taken down by The Round Grey Duck in this THE most controversial podcast of the century. How will Bowie respond? We're still waiting to find out. also, Michael is in this.
Knock knock! "Who's there?" Arseholes!
That's right, Robin and Michael are back to avoid talking about all the music they've been listening to during the past few weeks of their shit, shit lives. Suede, Hinds and The Cult all get reflected on but not before Michael tells how insane he was at Hansa Studios and Robin loses his mind over a Twitter idiot.
Heard anything good lately? Let us know at email@example.com. Thanks!
Yay! Robin and Michael are even closer to death than before and YOU can hear some of their final moments, if you feel like it. Robin loves The Unthanks and knows why, Michael loves Darren Hayman but can't explain why. Also, they talk alot about excrement. YOU'LL LOVE IT!
Next week is the REM special. Do you love REM? Write and tell us why at firstname.lastname@example.org THANK YOU!
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre in London, it's VITRIOLA LIVE! It's the usual guff but done in front a great audience that we now regret now micing ip properly. Robin tries his anus at audience warm up and Michael teaches a piano how to play him.
Hold on... Part 2 is on it's way.
SOUNDTRACKS! Yes, it's episode 2 of Vitriola and Robin and Michael just can't shut up about soundtracks. Well, that's not strictly true. They can't shut up, yes, but they barely discuss soundtracks at all. Listeners get mentioned, as does Kate Tempest, Fingersnap and Luke Haines but there's maybe 10 seconds of actual soundtrack goodness. That's because the two a-holes (arseholes) talked so much that the podcast had to be edited in two. This is part one. Part two is next week.
Thanks so much for your input. It's greatly appreciated. Please write to us at email@example.com and recommend some music (and let us know how shit the sound is in the podcast. DON'T! We already know).
Love, Michael and Robin xxx
In the latest Vitriola podcast, Michael shows his full knowledge of music production and Robin tells the greatest story of all time.
Fancy being the next Mark Granger of the week? then write to firstname.lastname@example.org and recommend some music or tell us if you've listened to any of our recommendation. Thanks!
Happy New Year! Your weekly fix of arseholes returns and this time Robin and Michael are discussing music they love that they think they should probably hate. Be warned, one of them is a boring vegan who won't shut his broccoli-hole about veganism. and the other one is Michael.
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It's our Day At The Races, part two of the John Robins/Queen special. Robin is still away so Michael and John can do whatever they like. They can even put rude words in the podcast description if they like. FART. See? Robin would never have allowed that. By the way, Michael is VERY drunk in this. Enjoy.
THE MYSTERY IS OVER! Michael's favourite soundtrack is finally revealed as Robin and he actually get round to talking about soundtracks.
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Do you like men talking in a pub? Do you like background noise? do you like a man mispronouncing "viola" twice? Then you will TOLERATE this!
A charming chat with Jim Bob who is about to go on tour. No Robin this time but don't worry: it's still all over the place and stupid. Enjoy!